Anais Zanotti Teats of Strength and Crap Around the Web

May 8, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Alexis Ren showing off her pair, Lily Rose Depp poking out, and Padma Lakshmi making pizza sexy! READ MORE

Anais Zanotti in a Bikini

October 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Real life movements simply aren’t possible when you know dudes with cameras are snapping you. You can’t pick your nose or scratch your ass or adjust your junk. It’s all about tossing the hair and moving like you want... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti In A Pink Bikini

July 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m going to go ahead and say pink is this French girl’s color. I once had my color profile done at a mall. The girl shuddered as she told me I was black as death. Then she hurried away... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga Touch Each Other Like Broken Birds

April 2, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These poor girls can’t seem to find their tops. It’s some kind of sickness that seems to befall international girls on the beach particularly dependent on the kindness of strangers to pay their rent. You might think it makes... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti In Not Even a Bikini

March 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m starting to believe these Miami Beach pictures of models from various ports of worldwide naval call might be staged. These girls can’t be standing staring out into the ocean with just a piece of floss wrapped around their... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti In A Thong

February 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what this girl’s professional occupation is, but every time she pulls her thong out of her ass, I want to write her a check for $250 with a vaguely worded explanation in the memo line. Now... READ MORE

Give Me Back My Damn Bikini Top, You Venezuelean Whore

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti in A Thong on Miami Beach

December 5, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t do much better than a suntanning chick in a thong eating a banana at the beach. It really hits a number of marks. Competition along that particular shoreline is tough. You’ve got your models, your flight attendants,... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga in Bikinis

October 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s why this world is so fucking wonderful. Even good looking women need to figure out ways to get noticed if they want to be famous. Having a slamming bikini body and bit tits and long hair and designer... READ MORE