Back in 2013, Angelina Jolie fired off an op-ed to the New York Times about the breast cancer gene in her family and her decision to mastectomy herself in advance of ever possibly coming up positive. Some time later... READ MORE

According to sources that keep ringing TMZ's ear, Angelina Jolie's master plan remains a move to England with her six United Colors of Benetton kids and an ultimate push for the Secretary General of the United Nations gig. She... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie had a very traumatic childhood if you couldn't tell by the goth thing and fucking Billy Bob Thornton and hoarding children. Her mom and dad split up after he started banging a younger probably much more friendly... READ MORE

You totally wish Melissa Etheridge was your drunk aunt. You've got to have a pretty good sense of humor to let your lesbian partner be shot up with David Crosby's jizz. Seriously, you could have picked just about anyone,... READ MORE

Nothing sucks worse than being adopted out of a war torn third world country only to end up in the killing fields of a Hollywood power couple divorce. Naturally, excluding bitter bloggers who mock children. Fuck them. READ MORE

Brad Pitt is facing his wife's departure and accusations of screaming drunkenly at his teenaged son, what we used to call typical parenting, with all the backbone of a middle child barista. READ MORE

There aren't any solid arguments to justify marriage. Similar to the existence of god, it should be incumbent on believers to show evidence rather than place the onus on the detractors. Cavemen didn't marry cavewomen. This is a societal... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie is gearing up the war team. She really wants those multicultural bundle of kids. After hiring hardcore divorce attorney Laura Wasser in Los Angeles, Jolie has retained the not inexpensive services of Judy Smith, the fame D.C.... READ MORE

According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. READ MORE

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. READ MORE