Pete Davidson On Ariana Grande Split – “I feel like I am America”

October 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Ugly ass some of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande split up one week ago, and already Davidson is on his post-split bullshit tour. Just like he reported Grande did with... READ MORE

When Smoke Gets In Your Butthole Eyes: Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson Split

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now laughing friends deride. Tears I cannot hide. So I smile and say: ‘When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your butthole eyes.’ According to TMZ, ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Has Twitter Breakdown

September 28, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"can i pls have one okay day. just one. pls." READ MORE

Pete Davidson Calls Chevy Chase A Racist Douchebag

September 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson is approaching interviews with all the candor of someone mixing PCP with Everclear. Coincidence? Look into those butthole eyes and decide for yourself. It turns out that a self-absorbed... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Jerked Off To Ariana Grande Before Meeting Her, Thanks Her For Sex, Other Things Too

September 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Any time we're intimate, I'm always apologizing and saying thank you. I swear to God. I'm like, you're awesome for doing this, thank you so much." READ MORE

Pete Davidson Said Porn Stars Are Terrible People, Only There To Swallow Cum In Resurfaced Video

September 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"I thought just porn stars did that, I didn't know that human, real girls do that. They're just terrible people, I just figured that's their purpose." READ MORE

Ariana Grande’s Meltdown Now Includes Big Miyazaki Tattoo

August 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Does anyone think tattoos make a girl hotter? Just one person please speak up and legitimize the tattoo industry, because as it stands, we only hear negative feedback on tattoos on famous chicks. Too many tattoos either makes a... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Said “My Dick’s Forever Hard” When Asked About Ariana Grande

August 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jul 30, 2018 at 12:16am PDT   Writing about ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Defends Pete Davidson After Barstool Sports Says He Has “Butthole Eyes”

August 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  His hair is Harlow gold. His lips sweet surprise. His hands are never cold. He’s got butthole eyes. This is is the sentiment shared by Barstool Sports regarding the look of ugly ass son of a bitch vampire... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Unhinged Pre-Suicide GQ Interview Reveals Shocking Proposal Timeline

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE