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Georgia May Foote in the Backdoor and Crap Around the Web

June 1, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these hot links including Emma Stone hanging with Jennifer Aniston's ex, Dua Lipa's nips, and five of cinema's sexiest threesomes! READ MORE

Ariana Grande Makes It Insta Official With Pete Davidson

June 1, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande has joined so many hot chicks before her by becoming what one of my favorite comedians calls a "funny f*cker." A funny f*cker is a woman who gets wet over a droll satirical zinger or even less... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Retracts Manchester Tweet

May 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are some large number of empty semi-sentient empty vessels who want to know how Kardashian feels before defining their own reaction to current events. This is one of those "funnier if it wasn't true" conditions.

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Rolling Stone Losing Editorial Control Again

May 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rolling Stone magazine is making a case for being more intellectually dishonest than the Huffington Post. Everybody needs a lamentable goal. Also an HR practice to 1099 as many 20-something white women out of Northeastern liberal arts colleges as... READ MORE

Zoe Saldana’s Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

May 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather)

Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ)

Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie)

Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars)

Ariana Grande works her little booty (HollywoodTuna)

Zoe Saldana and the Hottest... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Dick Bike

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every song Ariana Grande sings is a metaphor for getting fucked until she can't walk. You'd think with that literary premise her audience might be men who want to fuck her until she can't walk.

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Somebody Get Nonna A Freaking Cocktail (VIDEO)

February 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Despite the occasional ham handed step into drive-by feminism, Ariana Grande largely sells herself as a writhing fuck toy. It's not sexist. There are plenty of young guys making bank in rap and shitty pop music with the same middling IQ and cynical... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Teasers Seem Obvious

February 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande and her promotional team who can count are urging her fans to download and stream her new song Everyday as much as possible through Spotify. If they reach a certain milestone, Grande is promising the front end... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Is Having None of That Sexism

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande suffered a sexist humiliation for the ages when a fan of her white rapper boyfriend approached the car with the two of them in it, told "Mac Miller" how amazing he was, and then checking out Ariana,... READ MORE

Madonna’s New Ass Seems a Tad Bulky (VIDEO)

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Malawi is a special place for Madonna. It's the impoverished African nation where she's purchased between three and seven of her adopted children. You can never get those shiny beads back.

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