Ashley Judd – Help Me I’m Poor

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time to look inside your hearts and your wallets, because everyone’s favorite Restylane Gusher’s Fruit Snack Ashley Judd has come out as poor. Or at least poor enough to want to sue Harvey Weinstein for wage loss stemming from... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Denied Part Because She Wouldn’t Show Her Juicy Tits

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever seen Ashley Judd on screen, you already know that she would never go nude for a part, except in the movies Eye of the Beholder, Double Jeopardy, Bug, Normal Life, and Norma Jean and Marilyn. Besides... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Has Plans for Her Ambassadorship

March 16, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Ashley Judd was appointed as Goodwill Ambassador by the United Nations. So you know it’s not an important or meaningful position. A press release stated that Judd is “a passionate advocate of the right of every girl and boy... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Was Harassed Hard

October 8, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ashley Judd has previously recalled stories of rape, molestations, and incest by unnamed adult males. She’s suing Twitter trolls for sexually lame attacks on her after a University of Kentucky sports tweet. Now she’s come out with a tale of... READ MORE

Ashley Judd’s Internet Troll Crusade The Best Celebrity Internet Troll Crusade Yet This Week

March 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Attacking social media trolls is the new me-too take for celebrities who in 2015 have suddenly become aware of the trolls who’ve existed since it was the ARPANET in the 70’s and Army dudes were calling Navy dudes dipshit fag... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Hands Feeds Trolls

March 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ashley Judd is suing a bunch of Internet trolls who called her a whore and a cunt and told her to suck dicks on Twitter because she doesn’t know how to hit ignore and she thinks Curt Schilling is a... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Can’t Afford Bras

September 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you’ve been waiting patiently for Dolphin Tales 2, the sequel to the film about one plucky little girl or boy, I can’t remember, who helps rescue a cute as fuck dolphin who lost its tale... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Refuses To Become The Hottest Senator

March 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ll admit that the headline would have been a lot better if Ashley Judd had announced that she was running for Senate in 2003, but have you looked at America’s politicians lately? She’s still a 10 compared to most... READ MORE

Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He’s had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his... READ MORE

Ashley Judd might run for Senate

December 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Judd has been famous for like 15 years, and never once have I heard anyone say, “you know what would be great? If she were a Senator.” That’s because it’s a dumb idea. The Hollywood movie star and... READ MORE