Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term "won" in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine's. She won Valentine's. It doesn't make sense, unless you've never played sports and your dad not... READ MORE

It can be tough to fully express your thoughts on social tolerance and political egalitarianism when your job is to look pretty and not talk. Also, when you're living in a $28,000 a month condo in the meatpacking district... READ MORE

You keep waiting for some fashion designer to sheepishly admit their entire industry is a sham. A middle school girl could illustrate the same rehashed apparel cutouts to her Surinamese slave seamstress teams and produce a tiny jacket. 

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Is it possible models aren’t as dumb as they seem, but merely pigeonholed as mindless twats by the media and promotional apparatus? People Magazine got time with Bella Hadid, the g-d model of the year, and beelined into questions... READ MORE

Some large number of pro athletes have older relatives who also excelled at the sport. Greatness isn't random. These chicks didn't wind up in see-through tops with hundreds of cameramen tracking them through Paris Fashion Week by some collision... READ MORE

The Weeknd has established a solid niche for himself. Both professionally with his pop music, iconic hair, and Michael Jackson styled voice, and more importantly, in fucking famous young pop culture chicks. READ MORE

Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski, Alessandra Ambrosio and other hotties bikini in the Bahamas. If you were rich you could go down there and have a go. That's either inspiring or depressing, depending on your luck with Scratcher tickets. READ MORE

Bella Hadid is living the dream. Modeling brick and mortar and virtual nip slips in obscure style magazines. That and dating the weird white black dude edges her ever closer to some kind of scavenger hunt checklist her mom... READ MORE

Women's magazines alone are now able to produce cliche cheesecake shots of women without fear of an enraged hashtag. They provide much needed mitigating context for the sexual objectification of women. That context being, we're women, we can't possibly... READ MORE

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch... READ MORE