Madison Iseman’s All Woman and Shit Around the Web

December 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Bella busty at basketball, Golden Globe Nominudes, and more!


Bijou Phillips… Alive?

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Reports are coming in that Bijou Phillips is still apparently alive and that people still care about her. The glut of thirty-something actresses just now revealing with their faces that genetics unfortunately won’t allow for another decade of marginal success is overwhelming. Phillips didn’t make the cut, but thanks to new allegations of homophobia against Phillips from a fame ho former castmate Daniel Franzese, her dreams of stardom are coming true once again. Franzese is the Roxie Hart to Phillips’ Velma Kelly and together they can light up blog headlines for four more minutes or until we find out that Larry David is the latest Hollywood insider holding teen auditions on his grundle.