There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown establishments. READ MORE

Your drag queen convention is firing on all cylinders when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna seamlessly blend into your crowd. For Chyna, Dragcon was the chance to highlight the Kardashian baby growing in her stripper uterus. You never know... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! READ MORE

The Kardashians are fond of buying six-figure sports cars for the despondent souls they’re fucking. Blac Chyna got hers. A purple Lamborghini for rimming Still Fat Rob Kardashian. Don’t call this one unearned. The diabetic son hasn’t earned like... READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book them on the show for one million. A rich white kid used... READ MORE

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where... READ MORE

Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna’s attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian has lost forty pounds which means he was way fatter than anybody imagined before because he’s still noticeably overweight. Blac Chyna is taking much of the credit because she rides his cock at the end of every day... READ MORE

Sociologists have conducted studies where they open cell doors at prisons as if by accident. Most cons hurdle out to freedom, but a certain percentage of the inmates simply won’t take the opportunity for flight. That’s Rob Kardashian, stuck... READ MORE

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna were in Trinidad for carnival dressed in traditional feathered Mardi Gras costumes. Like two ginormous birds with bird herpes. Ben Wa balls are not the same as beads, stop throwing yours at me. Their asses add... READ MORE