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Brandi Glanville Denied

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That's how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Explains Screwing Schedule

June 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ex Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville revealed she has a list of random stunt cocks and ex-boyfriends she calls to service her with a weed whacker in times of need. There was zero demand for this information but the... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

April 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid’s AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That’s about the time that bitch shows up in... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Job Hunting

July 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville was either fired from her Bravo Housewives show or she quit to pursue other ripe and golden opportunities. The latter being the extraction and sale of her pickled glands to exotic food courts in the aristocratic neighborhoods... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Nipple

March 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville is a case study in why the steady farmer puts down even his best horse when she’s past her prime. It’s hard to watch the decline. And you can only feed so many mouths. Also, that horse... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

January 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa’s vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation?... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Drinking In a Bikini For A Change

November 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville claims she’s officially given up provoking fights with LeAnn Rimes, even though LeAnn remains a crazy slut who stole her husband. This comes after Glanville’s marketing intern determined she’s no longer getting any media play from the... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Craves Attention Too

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own reality show dedicated to pretending they have better things to talk about than Eddie’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville, Brandi felt the telltale publicity sting in her vagina quarters pushing her... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Couldn’t Be More Popular

February 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville had everything working for at her book signing. Her award winning semi-sober smile. Makeup caked on in all the right spots. Several copies of her book, I’m an Inebriated Whore, Somebody Please Bury Me in the Desert,... READ MORE

Brandi Glanville Has a New Book And Genital Warts

February 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville is dropping a new book just about every week now. That has to be considered highly fucking prolific for a raging alcoholic with a moderate level of intellgence. Which just goes to show, you can get tons... READ MORE

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