I shop at Ralph’s too, just like Britney Spears. They’ve got the best cupcakes, 12 for $3 with your club card. Seeing Britney at Ralph’s made me think of country baked ham. Which is also on sale this week... READ MORE

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Britney Spears attended Easter services in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana yesterday and she looked awful. To be more accurate, she looked like her mom. On the other hand, little sister and five times divorced Jamie Lynn Spears looked... READ MORE

There comes a time in every suburban mom’s life when she says, ‘What the fuck, I’m wearing that bikini to the beach today’. I’m mostly guessing, I have no clue how suburban moms think outside of becoming moist over... READ MORE

This shit is getting pretty stupid now. Britney Spears boyfriend has a name, David Lucardo, but he’s still not allowed to walk next to her. Not sure who came up with this half-baked strategy, but it’s obviously intentional. Perhaps... READ MORE

Back in January, Britney Spears broke off her engagement to Jason Trawick, the only guy who ever kept her within the zone of relative sanity. Now that that’s over, she might be dating this new guy in these photos.... READ MORE

I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but Britney Spears’ ass went on vacation and it isn’t coming back. My dad did that once, though to be fair, he showed up thirteen years later. I doubt Britney’s ass is... READ MORE

Is Britney Spears bent over in her shorts still going to get your attention? Yes, it will. Because you’re a dude and you’d watch a geriatric bent over in her nursing gown to retrieve her spilled meds if you... READ MORE

Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of ‘Les Miserables’ as she was in her video for ‘Toxic’, except that he buttoned his coat. LOL.... READ MORE

Britney Spears was out in LA today holding a sweater or something over her chest to hide the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra.The only idea more clever than that would be to actually wear a bra. But... READ MORE