Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs.... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller To Psych Ward

November 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller and mother to his demon children was reportedly seen beating her kids at a car wash in Utah, so don't stereotype the Jews. Her mom then had her booked into a psych ward because... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The concern that Charlie Sheen's messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren't missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

December 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller Is Fucked Up And Shit Around The Web

August 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

For all her New Age bullshit, it seems that Brooke Mueller is just fucking crazy. Her former assistant is suing her for making him a drug mule, forcing him to have sex while she watched, and basically treating him... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller’s Sobriety Necklace Is Shiny

December 13, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brooke Mueller wore her sobriety necklace outside of her clothes in Hollywood to let the world know she’s off the pipe. It’s the vaunted 30 minute badge, or the 1800 second badge as Brooke is breathless and sweaty to... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won’t wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can’t... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller’s Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

November 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brooke Mueller’s brother was awarded custody of Brooke’s future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are... READ MORE

Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn’t be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie’s twin boys... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller Crack Attack (VIDEO)

September 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So, it looks like Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller, likes to hit that rock. A video has surfaced online that appears to show Brooke suckin’ on the old crack pipe while simultaneously trying to score some meth. I don’t... READ MORE