Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs. Calling the cops and your attorneys come to mind. Maybe booking the next Southwest to Utah to see your little kids. Naturally, there will be four stops.

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Brooke Mueller To Psych Ward

November 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller and mother to his demon children was reportedly seen beating her kids at a car wash in Utah, so don’t stereotype the Jews. Her mom then had her booked into a psych ward because she believes she might be dangerous.

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Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The concern that Charlie Sheen’s messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren’t missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her boys into local Salt Lake City bars looking for answers to the extraterrestrial invasion. At least the seven year olds have a consistent experience when with mom or dad.

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Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

December 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with the little Damien children. The arrangement follows information that Sheen […]

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Brooke Mueller Is Fucked Up And Shit Around The Web

August 21, 2014 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

For all her New Age bullshit, it seems that Brooke Mueller is just fucking crazy. Her former assistant is suing her for making him a drug mule, forcing him to have sex while she watched, and basically treating him like a slave. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, never trust a hippie. […]

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Brooke Mueller’s Sobriety Necklace Is Shiny

December 13, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brooke Mueller wore her sobriety necklace outside of her clothes in Hollywood to let the world know she’s off the pipe. It’s the vaunted 30 minute badge, or the 1800 second badge as Brooke is breathless and sweaty to point out. The past half hour hasn’t been easy for Brooke, considering Charlie Sheen is kicking […]

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Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won’t wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can’t be traced by CSI investigators, and, animist spells to turn themselves into woodland mammals to avoid […]

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Brooke Mueller’s Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

November 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brooke Mueller’s brother was awarded custody of Brooke’s future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see whose pathological drug addictions can develop a more powerful schizophrenic break in […]

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Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn’t be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie’s twin boys by way of convicted drug fiend Brooke Mueller earlier this year when both bio parents were […]

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Brooke Mueller Crack Attack (VIDEO)

September 26, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

So, it looks like Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller, likes to hit that rock. A video has surfaced online that appears to show Brooke suckin’ on the old crack pipe while simultaneously trying to score some meth. I don’t know if she’s purposefully trying to make her heart explode or if she just needs to […]

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