This savvy vagina hunter is barely lifting a finger these days. Her snatch is aerosolizing scents programmed to intoxicate illiterate young women within a thirty click radius. Her kill list reads like the VIP rolls inside the Hollywood Red... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald’s still carries the quarter pounder. The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim’s entourage paid in followers.... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne is rapid tonguing her way through disaffected young female Hollywood. I can’t remember which Willis girl Rumer is. The one who looks like Bruce, drinks like a fish, and hasn’t worked in a decade. Fuck, I can’t... READ MORE

The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It’s a big to... READ MORE

Turning eighteen means many things to many different people. When you’re a social media creation, it means it’s time to go offline and start doing shoots that show off your tits. Lia Marie Johnson shows off her youthful boobage... READ MORE

This is like some lesbian vampire Catherine Deneuve power that Cara Delevingne has over other women. Even now my vagina juices race through your blood compelling you to obey. I don’t care how many albums you sold, touch my... READ MORE

Who hasn’t this British socialite model chick girl banged yet in Hollywood? That’s not a criticism, that’s a cry of jealousy across genders and vaginas. She finds troubled young female celebrities and before they can cry about their dads... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne has been cutting through young Hollywood emo girls like a hot knife through labia butter. Gay movie vampires don’t have this kind of success in building their immortal families. The five bells of Ellen must’ve sounded in... READ MORE

The fashion industry is going to torturous lengths to pretend that Kendall Jenner is booking big gigs on modeling talent alone. I’m not even sure what the hell modeling talent is beyond being tall and slender and willing to... READ MORE

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