Carrie Underwood May Sue Wendy Williams for Facelift Accusation

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s kind of odd to sue somebody for saying what at least every non-gullible celebrity watcher in the world is also thinking. That Carrie Underwood disappearing from the public eye for six weeks with claims of having an accident... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood Secret Facial Lacerations

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The last one hundred times a celebrity noted that they'd had an accident requiring superficial surgery, they were lying about undergoing some kind of cosmetic surgery.

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Joanna Krupa Vacations Better Than You and Shit Around the Web

July 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa sexy vacation, Sahara Ray areola, and more!

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Dioni Tabbers See-Through Model and Shit Around the Web

June 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga's new hair, naked actresses with three names, and more!

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2016 Grammy Awards the 49th Best Grammy Awards Ever

February 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Grammy’s music is akin to grabbing the iPod of a random teen girl chewing bubble gum and pressing shuffle play. You throw in a desperate attempt to feature every single black person in the recording industry into the mix... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood Modern Day Superhero

July 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Carrie Underwood left her four month old baby in her car with two of her dogs. What could go wrong. According to Underwood the dogs managed to lock the doors of the car, which is widely seen as impossible... READ MORE

The Von Trapp Great Grandkids Hated Carrie Underwood

December 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somehow I missed the live re-singing of the Sound of Music on NBC last night. I vowed never to watch anybody sing again ever on TV, the same day my girlfriend threw out my admittedly barbaric VHS collection of... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood Is Still Good Looking

May 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when American Idol finalists were good looking women? I mean, after they were chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, and before they were once again chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, there was a... READ MORE

12-year-olds first kiss is on stage with Carrie Underwood

September 25, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Carrie Underwood was on stage in Louisville when she saw a 12-year-old boy named Chase holding a sign asking if she would be his first kiss. And that shit worked. She called him on stage and kissed him. It... READ MORE