Last night was the Rhinestone Music Awards, and I don’t know anything about country music, and I didn’t look up who won. I should really stop telling people that Tyler is your Country Music Award Show Headquarters. But if... READ MORE

WILL FERREL – appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta... READ MORE

As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas.  She’s such a hot girl and such a big star, it’s hard to believe she had to go through ‘American Idol’ to get discovered. It’s also hard to... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and... READ MORE

So earlier (here) I was saying how Carrie Underwood normally looks super hot but didn’t Saturday night.  But then, here, in these pictures a day later, she looked fantastic.  So see, I was right.  I'm amazing! (picture source =... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood is super hot, but something was off when she went to the pre-Grammy party for Clive Davis.  I can't quite put my finger on it.  But I will.  I'll stare at these pictures until I figure it... READ MORE

Obviously everyone across the United States is thinking about the Presidential election today, but that doesn’t mean every single celebrity feels the need to lecture you about it.  Us magazine says… Carrie Underwood has a message for Oprah, Diddy,... READ MORE

The catfight between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood has been pretty gentle so far, but it's about to ramp the fuck up thanks to a new article in OK magazine.   Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent... READ MORE

Michael Phelps has been cashing in ever since his coronation as one of the worlds greatest athletes two weeks ago, but his most impressive score may be yet to come.   According to the National Enquirer… Michael was over the... READ MORE

I like the Country Music Awards because they have the most phallic looking trophy, and when hot chicks win two of them, it's vaguely reminiscent of porn.  Granted I could masturbate to the constellations if I was forced to,... READ MORE