Charli XCX Buying Up

February 23, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charli XCX resembles a teen chick from the Island trying to sneak into a nightclub to meet older guys. Don’t shoot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head again. She’s only now recovering. Charli’s nailing the intersection of music and not... READ MORE

Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live... READ MORE

Charli XCX Looks Ready

January 12, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This British singer chick did her best to evoke the sense of battered dock whore circa 1920. It gets people in the mood for giving at these celebrity galas and auctions. Pull out your checkbooks or we’ll drown another... READ MORE

Charli XCX Drinky Poo Upskirt

October 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re going to name yourself Charlie XCX and rage all night you’ve got to get yourself some decent drinking pants. This chick is the British Kesha if God hadn’t punished Kesha with the breeding hips of a much large... READ MORE

2015 Billboard Music Awards Had to Happen

May 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ironic Jesus came to me in a dream and told me that if I watched enough music award shows, he’d make something heavy fall on Taylor Swift. A hanging speaker or roof panel or Adele. I relented and watched... READ MORE

Rita Ora And Charli XCX Seem Musically Gifted

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says my music is ass like just showing off your ass. Fuck, if you could sing through those things I’d download a song or too. The gross levels of sexualization of pop music is tremendous evolutionary step forward.... READ MORE

Charli XCX And Her Knickers

June 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point the Vegas casinos realized that the next generation no longer wanted to lose their money pretending to be Swingers at the tables, so they invented ‘beach clubs’ at their outdoor pools. Now, they can un-line the... READ MORE


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