Russell Wilson and Ciara Edging

July 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson and Ciara decided Access Hollywood was as private as any place to announce they were not going to fuck each other until they were married. For Wilson this was a profoundly religious decision based on a conversation with... READ MORE

Russell Wilson Buys Low On Ciara

April 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson has been porking pop singer Ciara and is now taking her to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner if she promises not to bring her own bottle of hot sauce in her clutch. Besides being a singer which... READ MORE

Ciara Sees No Future With Future (Get It? Fuck Yeah I’m on A Roll)

August 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he’s a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old,... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Is Calling In The C-List Guns

February 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In a very important reminder that she still technically has a job, Kim Kardashian filmed a segment of her “reality” series at a high end baby store in Los Angeles yesterday. And to show that she’s really still one... READ MORE

Ciara Wears A Very Short Skirt to Snake An Award

November 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood award shows in general are sucky bits of self-congratulatory circle jerks among people who call themselves artists. The People’s Choice Awards raises the self-satisfaction bar a bit higher by allowing millions of teen girls to decide on the... READ MORE

2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo... READ MORE

Ciara knows how to dress

December 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ciara is easily one of the ten hottest black girls in Hollywood, and not just because I’m white and can only easily think of like 3 other candidates. Though to be candid that did help. (image source of ciara... READ MORE

Ciara has disappointingly good reflexes

July 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ciara almost lost her top when she went swimming off Miami beach yesterday, and it’s times like this I wish I had a black friend because I could point at these and say, “Namsayin? Word bond,” or something like... READ MORE

Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

May 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

SETH MACFARLANE – will reboot ‘the Flintstones’ as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment,... READ MORE

Ciara is here to help

March 16, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

These aren’t the greatest pictures of Ciara ever taken, but average pictures of her getting a pedicure yesterday in Beverly Hills, in little shorts that show off her perfect legs, are still better than the best pictures of Ke$ha.... READ MORE


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