Cindy Crawford Selling the Cleanse

June 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There comes a point in the life cycle of every supermodel when you stop selling sex and you start selling wrinkle creams and the gentle means to unclog your lady shitter. Elvis died from having his pipes ballooning with... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford’s Tits Can Still Sell Watches

March 27, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know how old Cindy Crawford is exactly and I’m not going to Google it because I’ll spend several hours looking at old nude photos of her. I don’t have time for that, not right now. She’s still... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Should Never Stop Taking Off Her Clothes

December 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know I love that Cindy Crawford mole. It’s back, but it’s being tainted by that topless dude in these photos. Why go to the trouble of getting Cindy Crawford rubbing her titties up against a tree then throw... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Might Still Be Good Looking

December 25, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mexican paparazzi need to buy some better cameras. Whether you’re shooting celebrities with one boob hanging out of their robes or corrupt government officials taking cash from drug cartels, you’re going to want to invest in a decent long... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Still Has It

May 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 66th Cannes Film Festival kicked off in France yesterday, as some of the world’s biggest movie stars and celebrities hit the red carpet for the opening ceremonies. The event began with The Great Gatsby, so stars Leonardo DiCaprio... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford was in a bikini

November 28, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I’m a little disappointed in how she looks... READ MORE

the top 100 stories of 2009 (11-50)

January 1, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

50. MADONNAS ARMS – As she approaches the end of her life, it’s good to know she’ll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th) 49. CALL OF DUTY 2 – made 310 million dollars... READ MORE

being george clooney looks fun

December 1, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber spent Thanksgiving with George Clooney (48) and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (31) at Clooneys palatial resort home in Mexico. They lounged around in a hot tub drinking champagne, the girls... READ MORE

thursday evening headlines

November 13, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

SHARON OSBOURNE – went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue ribbon pig at the... READ MORE

Sting is naked, isn’t he

August 7, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sting is kind of a pervert, so there’s at least a 50 percent chance he doesn’t have anything on under that towel. 75 percent if you go by Randy Gerbers reaction. But Stings wife is pretty hot for 55,... READ MORE


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