Coco Twerks Her New Clothing Line

March 13, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco is selling her clothing line. These may or may not be the same intimate pieces they found in and around the location where Ice T’s son got cuffed for busting a nut in public. The wardrobe pieces are... READ MORE

Coco Austin Can’t Fit Down The Chimney

December 25, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Think of all the women in this world who cut, savage, and deform their bodies just so some percentage of lonely bastards might enjoy a good wank. These ladies are the real Santa Clauses. Not the fat old man... READ MORE

Coco Austin Cooks In A Thong

November 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I understand why Coco forged the arctic migratory fat cap on the back end of her body. It’s like vocational training or school for the most of the rest of us. It opened doors to employment opportunities. But you... READ MORE

Coco Looks Perfect

October 13, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can see the advantages of living with an airbrushed Coco. Perfectly large curves with no creases or cracks filled with undocumented aliens seeking out a better life north of the border. A face where you can’t detect the... READ MORE

Coco Austin In A Thong Bikini

August 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I blame hip hop culture. For everything. Before rap, gasoline was ten cents a gallon, the merriment of children filled the streets, and big fat asses were simply known as big fat asses. Grotesquely enlarged butts just peaked in... READ MORE

Ice T Stands Up for Ass (VIDEO)

June 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When you find yourself on national television explaining that your wife’s as is made of real human fatty flesh to an incredulous audience, you must realize the extent of your cartoonish fetishization. Ice-T explained that people often gawk at... READ MORE

Coco Has a Clothing Line

May 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco took to Twitter to remind everybody of her swim and casual wear line. The bikini clothing line has been specifically designed for the woman with a gruesomely distorted set of ass cans and hyper inflated implants whose goal... READ MORE

Coco Restores My Faith in People

May 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vulgarities like Nigerian kidnappings and Ukrainian annexation and E! pretending that Kim Kardashian’s third sold wedding is romantic can cause you to wonder what kind of shit hole we call home. Just when you’ve lost your faith in humanity,... READ MORE

Coco’s Ass Has Become Its Own Planet

April 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Twerkmaster General Coco Austin, or Ice T‘s wife with the huge tits and ass, as most people know her, has been pushing a new fitness app that she claims has been making her big ass even bigger than scientists... READ MORE

Coco Austin Still Seems Like A Great Person

April 16, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Other than just being Ice T‘s wife and having a huge ass and matching breasts, I don’t really know what Coco Austin does for a living. She could be the world’s smartest scientist and currently have in her possession... READ MORE


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