Lais Ribeiro Expensive Bra and Shit Around the Web

November 2, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

NSFW topless selfies, Oscar baitin’ nude scenes, and more!

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Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously.

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I Expected More from Dakota Fanning’s Ass

June 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m emotionally incapable of experiencing feelings of disappointment. It’s really just a matter of calibrating your happiness expectations to that of meth addicted stripper working the Reno-Sparks corridor. But as somebody who’s watched every Dakota Fanning movie ever from the balcony while sporting a trench coat, I’d have to admit I’m a bit disappointed in […]

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Dakota Fanning Three Steps Closer to Invisible

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dakota Fanning is cute as a button, but just wait until she’s lost all melanin in her skin and she goes completely invisible. She’s going to fuck shit up. All those casting directors who touched her as a child? Dead. Mike Myers for ruining The Cat in the Hat? Killed in his sleep, no witnesses. […]

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