Emily Browning Version 2.0 and Crap Around the Web

September 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The week is finally over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Mimi Elashiry topless, Barbara Palvin braless, and a tribute to the nude scenes in the late, great Burt Reynolds' movies! READ MORE

Nikki Mudarris Inflated Ego and Crap Around the Web

July 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put Thursday to bed with these hot links including Ashley Greene poking out, Danica McKellar working it, and patriotic boob GIFs! READ MORE

Lucy Hale and Hearty Hottie and Crap Around the Web

June 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off the weekend with these steamy links including Hayley Kiyoko topless in Paper Magazine, Josephine Skriver in a see-through outfit, and a look at the nudity-filled films of Paul Verhoeven! READ MORE

Dakota Fanning The C Word

March 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Dakota Fanning is basically a thousand years old compared to her embryo-looking sister Elle Fanning, and if you’re not going to appeal to men who want to bang innocent young girls, you better appeal to men who want... READ MORE

Amber Turner Pearly White and Crap Around the Web

March 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sara Jean Underwood see-through tits of the day Aly Michalka’s all grown up and looking super sexy Louisa Johnson Braless Pokies in White Top Amber Turner’s Perfect 10 Figure In A Sexy White Swimsuit Playmate Shera Bechard’s sultry nude... READ MORE

Lais Ribeiro Expensive Bra and Shit Around the Web

November 2, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

NSFW topless selfies, Oscar baitin’ nude scenes, and more!

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Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. READ MORE

I Expected More from Dakota Fanning’s Ass

June 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m emotionally incapable of experiencing feelings of disappointment. It’s really just a matter of calibrating your happiness expectations to that of meth addicted stripper working the Reno-Sparks corridor. But as somebody who’s watched every Dakota Fanning movie ever from... READ MORE

Dakota Fanning Three Steps Closer to Invisible

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dakota Fanning is cute as a button, but just wait until she’s lost all melanin in her skin and she goes completely invisible. She’s going to fuck shit up. All those casting directors who touched her as a child?... READ MORE