Dakota Fanning The C Word

March 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Dakota Fanning is basically a thousand years old compared to her embryo-looking sister Elle Fanning, and if you’re not going to appeal to men who want to bang innocent young girls, you better appeal to men who want... READ MORE

Amber Turner Pearly White and Crap Around the Web

March 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sara Jean Underwood see-through tits of the day Aly Michalka’s all grown up and looking super sexy Louisa Johnson Braless Pokies in White Top Amber Turner’s Perfect 10 Figure In A Sexy White Swimsuit Playmate Shera Bechard’s sultry nude... READ MORE

Lais Ribeiro Expensive Bra and Shit Around the Web

November 2, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

NSFW topless selfies, Oscar baitin’ nude scenes, and more!


Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. READ MORE

I Expected More from Dakota Fanning’s Ass

June 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m emotionally incapable of experiencing feelings of disappointment. It’s really just a matter of calibrating your happiness expectations to that of meth addicted stripper working the Reno-Sparks corridor. But as somebody who’s watched every Dakota Fanning movie ever from... READ MORE

Dakota Fanning Three Steps Closer to Invisible

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dakota Fanning is cute as a button, but just wait until she’s lost all melanin in her skin and she goes completely invisible. She’s going to fuck shit up. All those casting directors who touched her as a child?... READ MORE