Dakota Johnson Might Suck

September 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The daughter of two celebrities being out-of-touch with reality isn’t the shocker of the century, but Dakota Johnson (offspring of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson) is giving entitled not really talented but I guess okay looking celeb offspring everywhere... READ MORE

Madison Beer Bong Hit and Crap Around the Web

September 24, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Start your week off on the good foot with these sexy links including Sofia Vergara's breasts, Alexa Chung's nipples, and the most skin-filled films leaving streaming next month! READ MORE

Olivia Culpo Boot Scootin’ and Crap Around the Web

September 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's hump day already! Take a break with these sexy links including Delilah Belle Hamlin's beach bod, Natasha Poly's posterior, and sexy GIFs of girls with glasses! READ MORE

Olivia Munn Day, Monday, and Crap Around the Web

July 24, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Nobody likes Tuesdays so treat yourself to some sexy links including Halle Berry naked in the pool, Suki Waterhouse's skimpy shorts, and the best skin-filled flicks leaving streaming in August! READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

May 8, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Dakota Johnson might not have gotten a spoonful ice cream in her pussy in Fifty Shades: Freed, but she does show her Ben and her Jerry. Mena Suvari is still alive during a lez sex scene with Lena Hall... READ MORE

Who’s Hotter: Enhanced Ladies Edition and Crap Around the Web

April 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Martha Hunt Tans that Pussy of the Day Blac Chyna’s Headphones Deal Still Beating After Stroller Fight Dakota Johnson Cameltoe in Tight Leggings Who’s Hottest: Chloe Ferry, Holly Hagan or Olivia Attwood? Put A Quarter In Julie Anne Clarke’s... READ MORE

Jamie Dornan Thinks Of Dakota Johnson As His Sister While Banging Her

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maybe tomorrow we’ll do an Open Post musing the intersectionality of the #TimesUp movement and Jamie Dornan’s character Christian Grey only being able to ejaculate when he’s punching Dakota Johnson’s Anastasia Steele in blockbuster franchise Fifty Shades of Grey,... READ MORE

Arianny Celeste for Less and Shit Around the Web

October 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Adriana Lima workout, Bella Thorne dancing, and more!

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