According to millennials, breastfeeding was invented two years ago. Popularized by a series of heroic models and actresses posting Norman Rockwell breastfeeding photos to Instagram. Previously, infants were nourished from the bark of fake trees manufactured by Monsanto while... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I’m going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then... READ MORE

Either you’re for breastfeeding or you’re against it. That’s how this epic battle is lining up. I’ve yet to meet anybody who is against breastfeeding, if for no other reason than that means babies die. That’s a tough position... READ MORE

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn’t... READ MORE

It’s not easy being an international bra and panties model. First, you’ve got to be born a good looking girl. If that were so easy everybody would be doing it. Then, you can’t eat. I don’t mean ever, just... READ MORE

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Back in the day, women used to announce their pregnancy by coyly saying there was a bun in the oven, then all the ladies got together and bought her a toaster or a bottle warmer or a big black... READ MORE

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What happened to the days when feminists burned their bras and had sex with guys who couldn’t normally get laid just to prove how independent they were. Damn, those were good feminist times for men. Now it’s all blogging... READ MORE