Elin Nordegren has done her first and last interview

August 26, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elin Nordegren hasn’t said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins... READ MORE

Tiger and Elin are officially divorced

August 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren got married on October 5, 2004, which didn’t dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores before, during, and since. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida,... READ MORE

friday afternoon headlines

July 3, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

MEL GIBSON – could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It’s good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox... READ MORE

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750,000,000 (part 2)

July 1, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It looked like a typo last week when it was reported that Tiger Woods would have to pay out 750 million dollars in a divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren, because are you god damn kidding me. But no, according... READ MORE

elin nordegren is about to make $750 million

June 25, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is about to become final, but that’s far from the real headline. The final divorce is imminent, a source close to the situation told Radar Online. “They’ve agreed on all the... READ MORE

tuesday morning headlines

April 20, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

SANDRA BULLOCK – was photographed last week without her wedding ring on. Wait, is there some sort of trouble in her marriage? This is the first I’ve heard of anything like that. (people) ELIN NORDEGREN – packed up the... READ MORE

elin is divorcing tiger

April 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After it was revealed that Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren with around 20 different women, including porn stars and prostitutes, he gave a robotic apology and said Elin was the most important thing in the world. He even... READ MORE

hugh hefner says tiger and jesse james are creeps

April 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hugh Hefner has had three girlfriends, all at the same time, and they all lived together, and he did that not once but twice. Before that he had seven girlfriends. So when he calls a guy a creep for... READ MORE

things are getting worse with tiger and elin

April 9, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods isn’t playing especially well at the Masters today, tied for 29th after the first 7 holes (although in reality just 5 shots off the lead), yet this still might be the best day he’s had in quite... READ MORE

tiger woods really is an asshole

April 6, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elin Nordegren still hasn’t made it clear if she’s going to take Tiger Woods back after all his whoring around, but as he prepares to return to golf this week at The Masters, it seems like she shouldn’t because... READ MORE