Ellen Brings Down the Hammer

March 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dolce & Gabbana took another hit from the gay community when Ellen lambasted the unambiguously gay duo for making comments in an Italian magazine about in-vitro fertilization being as awful as pairing beige slacks with a taupe sweater. In... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Needs a Better Show

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen’s produced sitcom about a super hot blond lesbian chick making a baby with her supportive straight guy friend isn’t doing well with critics outside of those in Hollywood who fear for their working lives. You talk shit about... READ MORE

Ellen’s Comedy Gold Fucks with the NYPD (VIDEO)

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Here’s a pop quiz. Is now a good time to be fucking with the the NYPD? Your answer really depends on how much you look forward to peering down on the protest march in your honor from heaven. Alexander Bok is a dude... READ MORE

Portia de Rossi Loves to Skywrite

August 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Portia de Rossi’s go to gifts for Ellen are either skywriting messages or that special thing she does with her tongue and ring finger that drives her old lady wild. She can do both while pretty deeply intoxicated. Amid... READ MORE

Portia De Rossi Faded On Ellen Vag

July 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen’s vagina is the psychoactive toad of lesbian Hollywood. It made Anne Heche crazy, well, more crazy. Portia de Rossi is now experiencing the long term effects of having her face directed between her older wife’s pant-suited thighs and... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Won’t Reveal Anything About The Douchebaby (VIDEO)

May 9, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Mila Kunis knows the gender of the baby that she’s currently expecting with Ashton Kutcher, and she also has a name picked out, but she won’t reveal any of those details because it’s none of our business or something.... READ MORE

Ellen Page and Ellen DeGeneres Out Out Each Other (VIDEO)

May 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Ellen DeGeneres invited Ellen Page on her show to tell how how brave she was for her coming out publicly as a lesbian to the big annual coming out publicly as a lesbian gathering... READ MORE

Ellen DeGeneres Hates the T’s in LGBT

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres is catching a shitload of flack from the transgender community for the only funny joke she made all night at The Oscars, pointing out that Liza Minnelli looks like a dude playing Liza Minnelli: “Hello... READ MORE

Ellen Degeneres To Host the 2014 Oscars

August 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Oscars pick their host these days like my friend Jeff finds women. He gets super loaded and makes a lot of bad decisions. I’m not sure how many beers it takes before you fall in love with Ellen,... READ MORE

At Ellen’s New Mansion, The Carpets Do Match The Drapes (And You’re Eating Both If You Want to Move In)

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There was this guy in my circle of friends, he used to hang out at the bars, get lucky with the ladies every now and then, until one day up and told everybody he was moving in with some... READ MORE


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