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I gained nothing but respect for this chick when I saw her whacking her mons on those hacked photos that in retrospect I’m not admitting to having seen and Camille Cosby and Jerry Sandusky’s wife both believe I didn’t... READ MORE

That hot chick who fingered her twat in The Fappening and Prancing Channing Tatum’s wife skipped the brassieres for the women’s power breakfast in Hollywood. It’s that annual event wheere the good looking women in Hollywood who aren’t legit... READ MORE

After office Christmas party drunken sex, holiday lingerie really is the best unintended consequence of Baby Jesus being born. I understand not everybody shares the same general liturgical point of view. Just the thought of my own special girl... READ MORE

I’m trying to expand my personal horizons such that I can appreciate a woman in lingerie as much as seeing her diddling herself in hacked photos. It’s a matter of personal growth. The thrill of being labeled a sex... READ MORE

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It’s hard to take a woman as seriously after seeing her plunder her own sweaty parts in dozens of hacked private photos. Curse you explicit candid photos of attractive women. How can I take this chick’s posing in magazines... READ MORE

Way to fuck up my Saturday night. But, hell, for a chance to see Hope Solo wizard sleeves that even Gandalf would find overblown, not to mention disgusting, I can put down the absinthe. Another round of celebrity photos... READ MORE

Outside of consuming cotton for lunch and having to experience the Leonardo DiCaprio shaft, being a well-paid lingerie model seems like the dream. You have to work past that Kate Upton imagined horror of every man in the world... READ MORE

Lands’ End, the catalog for women going through menopause who still want to appear breezy, accidentally mailed complementary copies of GQ magazine to a bunch of their subscribers. Catalog companies often do team up with the dying magazine business... READ MORE