Emily Ratajkowski goes topless because it's what she does. And why you tolerate every single other thing she does. A free pass. Stamp it. READ MORE

Fashion maven Tim Gunn expressed his outrage over a dress worn by Emily Ratajkowski to a Harper's Bazaar event. Ratajkowski had the temerity to show off her big sweet titties during New York Fashion Week, the Yom Kippur for... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski showed her sideboob to UN secretary general Ban Ki-Moon. In honor of her fantastic tits, the head of the UN vowed to do nothing productive for ten more years and make the U.S. pay for it. READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski continues to raise her profile by speaking out on women's equality and showing off her spectacular tits. It's impossible to say precisely how each factors into her popularity, but pencil in the spectacular tits for 99% plus... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski has committed herself to two separate but not the least bit equal causes. Ardently advancing feminism and traveling to the nation’s big party spots to show off her tits. The feminism demands equal pay for equal work... READ MORE

Emily Ratakowski skates between Lena Dunham feminist blog essays and using her tits to sell shit faster, smoother and with less effort than anyone I can remember. Even Sybil took a dramatic pause when changing personalities. This is straignt... READ MORE

When Kim Kardashian was attacked by celebrities with less enormous fake tits for posting a censored nude selfie, Emily Ratajkowski stepped into the role of Susan B. Anthony to Kim’s Elizabeth Cady Stanton, minus the old biddy lesbian sex. That’s... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski wore a Bernie Sanders crop-top so now she’s a political activist. if she fucked Bernie Sanders she probably could’ve received an ambassadorship to somewhere cool. She aimed too low. Ratajkowski gave an introductory speech for Sanders at the University of... READ MORE

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowsi is either the world’s most attractive chick not raised in the Ural Mountains, or she’s a duck billed platypus monkey face. Few people are willing to go halfway on her description. It’s Obama vs. Trump on the... READ MORE