First off, if any of you own a pair of scissors and aren’t mentally disabled, you should ring Emma Watson, because she’s in need of someone with those exact qualifications to replace the person that created this hairstyle.... READ MORE

Now that Hermione is single you can start counting down the days until she’s playing with some other man’s wand. She’s legal and attractive which qualifies her for sexual harassment or a long-term loving relationship in Hollywood.

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On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  we discuss how Emma Watson has climbed the charts to become the world's most annoying chick, root for Richard Patterson in his big dick murder defense, discuss... READ MORE

MTV kicked off the evening long homage to inclusiveness by declaring their best actor award non-gender specific, nominating both male and female movie stars with appropriate diversity bona fides. It was a spectacular moment in social progress. 

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Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried are the two latest celebrities to have had their private photos hacked and redistributed on websites that all claim to have the Authentic Taylor Swift double fisted anal sex tape.

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Feminists used to have tangible goals. We don't want to be raped when we wear short skirts. If my husband fucks the nanny, I get to take the kids and he pays for our new apartment. Tampons in every... READ MORE

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  Matt and I (and  my gender neutral ten year old, "Bobbi") delve into Emma Watson's painful feminist scrub of Beauty and the Beast, note how rich celebrities have an... READ MORE

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issue is that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney's... READ MORE

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because... READ MORE

That cheeky Emma Watson is up to something fiendishly clever. She's dropping paperback copies of Maya Angelou's Mom & Me & Mom around the London Underground to turn unsuspecting travelers into gender empowered thieves. READ MORE