Genevieve Morton seems to be booking about five magazine shoots per day. She finished out last night with a racy nature pictorial for Ranger Rick. She’s trying to earn enough coin to be smuggled over the giant wall they... READ MORE

I like this South African chick a lot. I’d like to think we could spend hours over drinks discussing how the trains ran on time under Apartheid before unlocking the seven deadbolts on her Johannesburg loft and making love... READ MORE

The rise of Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated photography sessions has been a huge boon for hot girls in South Africa. While these young women used to be limited to lives as the trophy wives of wealthy blood diamond... READ MORE

This South African chick is about to be airbrushed up to and including the wazoo in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I felt it was my duty as Student Body President to share a look at her tits not... READ MORE

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It’s January which means the gnomes in the art department at Sports Illustrated are working double shifts to airbrush the shit out of the thousands of photos the former sports journal took of spray tanned models over the past... READ MORE

Women must buy a shit ton of underwear because there are about a thousand different nameplates outside the sweatshops in Mynamar. By my count, there are three different options for men’s undergarments. If you’re in a store with a... READ MORE

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It’s an undisputed fact that short girls are better than tall girls and girls with big tits are better than everything, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Genevieve Morton is just as hot as Kate Upton, has even bigger tits,... READ MORE