The dead eyes on this chick render her the perfect model for any occasion. High fashion, swimsuit, a skin quilt of flayed Jews hanging in the basement of a career climbing imam. Unflappable hundred mile stare. It’s as if... READ MORE

Celebrity lyme disease is so badly misunderstood as an illness. Some days it renders you glued to the couch in a lethargic brand dead fog. Other days you’re up all night having European dudes take pictures of you in... READ MORE

caption: Yolanda Foster with daughters Gigi and Bella at the first ever Global Lyme-Free Gala Yolanda Foster is the Dutch model who married real estate rich guy Mohamed Hadid and made some large number of kids then married music producer rich... READ MORE

In a more efficient world, the entirety of marketing departments would be replaced by one chunky dude in sandals who says, how about naked girls? It would suck for people who graduated with dubious majors into jobs with dubious... READ MORE

One day, young models with perfect tits will be allowed to openly date men who like beer and action movies. That day is not today. Gigi Hadid cavorting and or bearding with One Direction’s Zayn Malik. (TMZ) Taylor Marie... READ MORE

There’s got to be that one moment of self-consciousness when standing in your underwear on national television and thinking, I could’ve been a nanny to a well off family in Paraguay or maybe an assistant media professor at Mizzou.... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,... READ MORE

There is no redeeming element to Fashion Week or haute couture in general. It’s a completely contrived dalliance of the French and the idle rich. But everybody seems pleasant enough and goes about their business with the kind of... READ MORE

With her mom cooling out in the Lyme disease iron lung, somebody needs to step in to young model Gigi Hadid’s life and help her perfect her cutesy stories about her obligatory gay boyfriend. Every supermodel has one. There’s no... READ MORE

I often muse to myself, I wonder what super gay men find hot on women. Fashion Week. It’s a time when the world’s most beautiful young women gather in New York City in a series of concentric rings to... READ MORE