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Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Vacation Like You and Me

March 25, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gisele and Tom Brady own a solid chunk of Coastal Central America now. They orange oiled out all the annoying monkeys so their childcare staff would be safe from rabies. They might also be re-animating fossilized dinosaur bones. You... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen Grateful

March 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gisele Bundchen posted a photo of herself looking svelte with the words “Grateful” written in the sand by a professional. This is thought to be in reference to her impending retirement from modeling. Bundchen will celebrate with an extra rice... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen Is Discreet

July 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gisele earned $47 million last year according to Forbes and is annoyed they wrote an article about it. She attempted to vaguely minimize the details of the story: “It’s sad, because the people who write these things don’t have... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen Naked and Powerful

May 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gisele Bundchen made Forbes list of the world’s most powerful women. I’m not sure what the voting criteria is, but it’s safe to say this is a list that means you’re the premium blend. You’re riding in the same... READ MORE

Holly Madison Thinks Gisele is So Brave

December 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You probably forgot that Holly Madison had a baby earlier this year, because it wasn’t even in the Top 100 celebrity child births in 2013, but she did and now she knows just what Gisele Bündchen is going through... READ MORE

Gisele Bündchen Feeds a Child From Her Teat Then Models Lingerie

December 11, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Holy crap, Gisele really does do it all. She maps out post patterns for Danny Amendola so he’s not lost like that stupid Wes Welker. She runs a lingerie business selling lingerie that only she can wear. And she... READ MORE

Tom Brady’s Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

November 19, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn’t want... READ MORE

Gisele Bündchen Is Such An Innovator

November 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Supermodel Gisele Bündchen attended the Wall Street Journal’s Innovator of the Year Awards in Manhattan last night, as she, along with the two guys from Daft Punk, graced the cover of this month’s WSJ magazine that celebrates some people... READ MORE

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