I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head... READ MORE

Hollywood hasn’t done nearly as much to help Japan as it did to help Haiti, even though the disaster that struck Japan was about a hundred times worse, if for no other reason than Haiti sucked to begin with.... READ MORE

Gavin Rossdale tells Details magazine this month that HOLY SHIT they’re still publishing Details? Seriously? Why? More people read the Voynich Manuscript every month and no one even knows what the fuck that thing says. Well, whatever. Point is,... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani is an important role model because she has a good body for a mom, but an even better role model would be a girl with a good body who doesn’t have any stupid kids. I don’t know... READ MORE

Apparently you were the only one on earth who wasn’t in a bikini on St Barths this weekend, because Gwen Stefani was there too. God knows why because she and her friends turned the beach into a day care,... READ MORE

Not every celebrity whores their kids out to the highest bidder and sells the first baby pictures to whatever magazine pays the most.  Some, like Halle Berry, just go about their life and if pictures show up, so be... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani tried to hide her face as she left for a Halloween party Saturday, and well, of course she did.  She was dressed as a fucking egg.  Katy Perry did the same thing on the same night but... READ MORE

As expected, Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at 12:46pm today in Los Angeles.  People magazine says… Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani might be an elephant.  She’s been carrying this kid for at least a year, maybe 2, but InTouch is reporting that today is finally the day.  Today Gwen checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani has somehow doubled in size since getting pregnant.  I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Transformers don’t change this much.  I have to assume women just use this as an excuse to eat their asses off, unless... READ MORE