Margot Robbie Peak Performance and Crap Around the Web

February 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, hot Heather Graham pics, and more!


Eiza Gonzalez Eyes’a Poppin’ and Other Crap Around the Web

January 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mandy Moore makes memes of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor beauty’s beach bikini body (TMZ) Bella Thorne, confuses silly Time’s Up with her serious sexual assault confessions (TerribleWords) Blanca Blanco nipples in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Eiza Gonzalez bombshell at Globes Pre-Party (Egotastic) Gabriella Klein‘s colorful topless photo shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Alison Brie unleashes her awesome braless cleavage (Popoholic) Hailey Clauson‘s […]


Miss Bumbum’s Bum Bum and Shit Around the Web

December 14, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Olivia Munn vacation pics, celebrity “o” faces, and more!


Hailey Clauson Holiday Pimping and Shit Around the Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Models pigging out, nude character actresses, and more!


Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria’s Secret and Shit Around the Web

May 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather)

Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ)

Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)


Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars)

Romee Strijd keeps Victoria’s Secret (Egotastic)

Pixie Lott bootylicious in pink (Popoholic)

Hailey Clauson booty at the beach (HollywoodTuna)

Mother’s Day Battle of the Babes: Zoe Kravitz v. Lisa Bonet (Mr.Skin)

Mindy and Blue Angel share everything (Fleshbot)


Hailey Clauson Sheer Lingerie And Shit Around The Web

February 18, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hailey Clauson is hot in no matter what she wears. But when her clothes are so sheer that you can see right through them, it’s worth an ATM visit. Her tits are outstanding. Here she is in sheer lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Kelly Hall takes off her bikini to give us a peek. (Egotastic […]


A Hot Girl, a Fat Girl and an Angry Girl Walk Into a Photoshop Bar

February 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The former sports magazine SI has evolved into a two front air-brushing strategy. The front end is adding plus sized models, old models, angry judo Corky faced celebrities to the covers and publicity side of the house. Throw in a for-chicks TV special and you have the Kardashianization of the SI Swimsuit Edition legcy. At the same […]


Hailey Clauson in A Bikini

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everything about this chick strikes me as authentic. I bet she made these bikinis. Or at least reviewed certificates ensuring prevailing child labor laws were enforced. Look at that damn pout. She very well might have an epic pH imbalance in her cooch. She’s not blogging about it. I respect the hell out of that silence. […]