I can’t remember which swarthy looking European man is the dad of Halle Berry’s latest kid, but as always Halle looks ready to make more after just having this one. Getting Halle pregnant isn’t the hard part, it’s the... READ MORE

Halle Berry is very pregnant by way of whomever the current Euro-model she’s now dating. I have a sneaking suspicion that she likes everybody knowing she’s pregnant. And not just because Halle’s bravely proving that rich women can have... READ MORE

It’s kind of a sad day, but you knew it had to come. Halle Berry took her daughter Nahla to FedEx to get her passport picture. With the new baby on the way by the next temperamental male model,... READ MORE

I’m not sure Halle Berry realizes that while a number of her parts are fresh from the factory this decade, her babymaker is still a natural 46. But somehow, she and her pretty Euro boy actor and model boyfriend... READ MORE

Halle Berry doesn’t have real tits, but she has spectacular tits, which is more important than real. What truly is real in this world? Organic food? It’s grown with shit, literally. Reality TV is entirely fake. The last bout... READ MORE

People who say Halle Berry is just OK are both blind, and probably racist too. Not that there’s anything wrong with being blind. Halle Berry is 46-damn years old and I’d dare you to name another woman her age... READ MORE

I don’t know if its because I’m possibly gay or because I’m definitely incredibly racist but Halle Berry does absolutely nothing for me. That’s why it shocks me to hear people talking about her appearance on Leno last night. Mostly because I didn’t... READ MORE

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really... READ MORE

Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please... READ MORE