Derek Jeter allegedly has herpes according to anyone who's ever fucked him. The odds he's using a condom with his new bride Hannah Davis are zero. So, she now officially has herpes. That really knocks you down a few... READ MORE

Women have been blaming hunger for their mood swings since cavemen came home empty-handed from failed hunts. But even Cro-Magnon knew it was their vaginas. Though that fails to explain why my step-brother is a cunt when he skips... READ MORE

It’s that time of year when Sports Illustrated exploits the H1-B visa program to import Mumbai’s finest Photoshoppers for four weeks solid dedicated thigh gap and nipple erasure work. The Swimsuit Edition has gone from a novelty piece to... READ MORE

They have award shows for fragrances. Most all of them are bottled in a factory in Guangdong that slightly modifies each brand with a hint more phosphoglycine or a dash more scent of douche to present a unique formulation.... READ MORE

Dance like nobody’s watching, but post to Instagram to make sure they all do. Hannah Davis shared her waxed grunions on the cover of Sports Illustrated. The route between SI cover and female lead in cell phone video with... READ MORE

The see-through tops and grabbing your own tits memes really have turned fashion into something worthwhile of late. There used to be those heroin chic Euro zombies showing off their tops on the runways, but you always left the... READ MORE

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Sports Illustrated is starting to leak out photos of their annual compendium of airbrushed swimsuit models. The Swimsuit edition used to come out in early February but got pushed back several weeks when somebody called that anonymous stolen software... READ MORE