First off, the positives. Her hair honestly looks pretty good. Tousled beach-ready vibes with just a dash of crackhead chic. And, well, that’s pretty much it for the positives. Heather Locklear seems to be spiraling fast, and just days... READ MORE

Hollywood's ability to royally fuck up women by the time they've hit the ripe old age of twenty-five is a tale as old as time. If you ever need to test if your rotted soul has the ability to... READ MORE

Ninety-four-year-old actress Heather Locklear turned many of you into men, but most likely turned the majority of your father’s into men. My dad certainly would go on about her, which is super gross. The Melrose Place and Spin City... READ MORE

Heather Locklear has stepped up her personal attention grab game with a sympathy seeking post for a car crash that was all her fault. 

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Heather Locklear is returning to rehab. Technically speaking, her home is rehab and she occasionally returns to not rehab to tape occasional TV cameos and provide interviews to Japanese magazines on healthy living. READ MORE

Heather Locklear is in London today for Samuel L. Jacksons Shooting Stars charity golf tournament to raise money for the Make A Wish foundation, and apparently her wish was to get breasts for the first time in her life.... READ MORE

California is, without question, the worst place on earth. Everything is illegal, everything is taxed, everything is 5000 times harder than it should be. Unless you’re a no-parking sign, because apparently those have an entire branch of government dedicated... READ MORE

LADY GAGA – is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. “He’s a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he’s changed music and... READ MORE

FUN WITH TAZERS – Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that... READ MORE

HOLY CRAP!  So obviously Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend for DUI, but she was quickly released because her blood alcohol level was well below .08.  Now it turns out her BAL was maybe so low because Locklear... READ MORE