See, this is why this page isn’t about politics. Because that shit is serious and, more often than not, depressing. Meanwhile, over here, tits. Ta-da!  READ MORE

Heidi Klum dressed up as Hindu goddess Kali for Halloween last week, and since no one can do anything without someone else being offended by it, now some Hindu group is demanding an apology.  Yahoo says… "Goddess Kali is... READ MORE

Heidi Klum would like to know whether you have milk or not in a new ad campaign she shot last week.  It's not as good as my poster showing a girl with big jugs asking if I got milk,... READ MORE

This morning it was cool because we woke up to pictures of Cindy Crawford topless on a yacht.  Now we have pictures of Heidi Klum topless on a yacht.  Somene needs to get Kathy Ireland onto a yacht immediately. ... READ MORE

Seal looks like something from Star Trek, yet he’s super rich and he gets to stab Heidi Klum every night. And since I rank people according to the quality of kitty they hit, it's safe to say he and... READ MORE

Heidi Klum made this video in preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, set to air on CBS on December 4th, and it's the most solid evidence yet that hot chicks can do whatever they want. If she was... READ MORE

Heidi Klum wore a super hot dress to the Victorias Secret Fashion Show after party last night, but it's still not slutty enough.  That dress asks you to use your imagination, and since the internet can show you anything anywhere... READ MORE

For like the fifth year in a row, Heidi Klum absolutely owns Halloween.  Last year it was this.  The year before, this.  I'd like to see her dress more slutty, because I like girls who are slutty, but she's... READ MORE

The Daily Mail has this and more amazing pictures of Heidi Klum, who has personally given birth to three baby Seals. I gave birth to one baby seal and my figure doesn't look anywhere near that good (I had... READ MORE

Heidi Klum went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her 2-year-old son, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel.  Henry is the first of two kids she's had with husband Seal.  And I guess she had a second one because the... READ MORE