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Heidi Klum Protested With Angry Tits

May 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yeah, Europeans are liberal about flashing their boobs. The beach, the parks, various and sundry horribly boring movies. But sometimes they just get totally out of tit control. Like this ardent group of feminist activists who show up at... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Likes To Show Off Her Boobs

May 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wake up in night with this recurring fear that I’m the only person in the world who gives a shit that Heidi Klum started fucking her kids’ bodyguard while she was married to Seal. Okay, maybe Seal... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Celebrated MILF Day On Twitter

May 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As Mother’s Day was on Sunday, it was a great opportunity for many female celebrities to pat themselves on the back for getting laid, making it no different than any other day of the year. But for Heidi Klum,... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Did Rescue a Nanny from Drowning!

April 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Wow, I feel like such a shitheel. Okay, yeah, son Henry did make it back to shore on his own okay during the harrowing Klum family Hawaiian vacation nightmare, but the nannies were in danger! Specifically one chunky nanny... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Saves Her Son From Drowning!

April 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum is riding high on stories that she saved her seven year old son from drowning in a riptide in Hawaii on their current blended family vacation. She even threw a nod to the heroism of her former... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Pimps Liquored Up Meat for Carl’s Jr. (VIDEO)

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum doesn’t eat bacon. Or burgers. Or drink Jim Beam. But she’s been going around saying she does which still totally qualifies her to serve as blonde pimp for the new bacon-packed Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger.... READ MORE

Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust

March 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Dominates Them All

February 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It took five hours after the Oscars began last night to finally see a worthwhile site, even more thrilling than all the tributes of Hollywood to their dead — Heidi Klum flashing her model makers and dominating every girl... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is already making the new guy do this stuff

October 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum is awesome but goofy, so when you date her, you don’t get to just bang her all day long. You have to do all that nerdy stuff that girls consider fun because girls are idiots, like get... READ MORE

you should follow Heidi Klum on twitter

July 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As implied by the headline, Heidi Klum tweeted this picture while at the beach yesterday, with the caption “Gorgeous day!” “Well I wouldn’t know Heidi, because your boobs and vagina take up the entire picture,” said a guy who... READ MORE

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