British Soap Opera Chick Seems Hotter Than Ours And Shit Around The Web

February 9, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Helen Flanagan has big perfect yabbos for a British afternoon TV chick. Imagine shitty soap operas, now with English accents. It's how I picture Hell. 

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Helen Flanagan In Bikinis for FHM

August 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m becoming more and more convinced that British girls have bigger yabbos than American girls. We couldn’t possibly pull any scientific staff away from blaming global warming on why okapis no longer like to fuck, but maybe we could... READ MORE

Helen Flanagan Grabs Her Tits A Lot in 2014

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A lot of people refer to Helen Flanagan as the sexiest woman in Britain. It’s like calling somebody the best ice hockey player in Texas. There’s a few kids who can skate in the Lone Star State, but it’s... READ MORE

Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could slaughter whole hogs with my bare hands.... READ MORE

Helen Flanagan…That Is All

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Granted she’s never done anything in the U.S., and I hadn’t heard of her till today, but I was never a fan of Helen Flanagan, and now I am for some reason.  Ha! Funny how things happen sometimes. READ MORE