Iggy Azalea’s Fake Ass Is Doing Well

July 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Nicki Minaj ‘cast shade’ on Iggy Azalea because T.I. helps her with the lingo in her super fresh rhyming schemes, she missed the bigger point. Big fat fake ass. Nicki and Iggy both have their riding saddles loaded... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Casts Shade Or Some Fucked Up Nonsense Like That

July 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The primary fallout from Nicki Minaj’s credibility attack on Iggy Azalea during the BET Awards was for mainstream news outlets to use the slang ‘casting shade’ in reporting their stories. Nicki was obviously referring to Australian rapper Iggy Azalea... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea In A Bikini on a Yacht

June 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point I’m going to figure out who this Iggy Azalea chick is and stop referring to her as the Australian rapper with the big ass. Maybe another three months. By rule I won’t pay attention to a... READ MORE

Please Stop Fingering Iggy Azalea

April 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea now wears multiple layers of protective undergarments in concert because when she crowd surfs, a bunch of dudes and girls keep literally sticking their fingers up the figurative title of her track, Pu$$y. The finger banging itself... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea Goes Topless To Get Noticed

October 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s getting tougher and tougher to crack the attention market in pop music. Maxim’s World’s Hottest Platypus Ever set the bar pretty much at getting naked if you want any media coverage for your music. Iggy Azalea figured what... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea Wins Paris Fashion Week

October 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fashion is really fucking boring. I understand that many people feel the same way about my loves of football, home brewing, and stitching bed quilts out of women’s worn panties I purchase on Craigslist. I judge you, you judge... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea’s Stripper Moves Onstage At The Glastonbury Festival

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Used to be a girl would get in trouble from shaking her hips onstage. Now, she needs to pantomime the top five trending clips on YouPorn to make the cool kids list. Parents are outraged, but you need only... READ MORE


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