I’m not usually one for checking out family vacation photos of attractive teen girls, although that would be one amazing fucking Tumblr site. But I guess Ireland Baldwin wants us all to see her in her bikini because she... READ MORE

Is it wrong to show famous teen models bending over in short shorts? Yeah, probably. Thankfully, girls don’t get vaginas until they are legally ratified, so I’m pretty sure we’re not showing anything statutorily indiscreet. Have to wait for... READ MORE

Like most teenagers, Ireland Baldwin flew to Hawaii to attend her boyfriend’s high school graduation. He’s that surfer guy, Blondie McSlater something or other. All surfers look the same. And fuck them, they do get the best looking girlfriends.... READ MORE

When I was seventeen, I had to go to school. I think it was actually a law. And I had to sell women’s shoes after school. That wasn’t a law, but weed doesn’t just grow on trees. I didn’t... READ MORE

When I see Ireland Baldwin, I see nothing  but trouble. Big future soul sucking trouble. Balls will be busted, lives with be ruined. Mental health professionals will write their dissertations on the social impact of Ireland Baldwin’s succubus proclivities.... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin will soon have a new baby and forget all about his first family and daughter (hey, this shit happens, you know that pyromaniac children of divorce). But Ireland Baldwin is not fading back into any first family... READ MORE

Everybody acts surprised to see how good looking Ireland Baldwin has become. But the question never was would she be hot, of course she would. The question is when will she go batshit bonkers like her parents. Not the... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin is still seventeen but now a professional model with a surfer boyfriend named Slater Trout. That may be his real name, but it’s also the name you’d give the surfer character in your porn movie. Ergo, he’s... READ MORE

I’m not even gonna google how old Ireland Baldwin is now because I doubt I want the answer, but the daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin flew in to New Orleans last night, and if my daughter looked... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin got married on Saturday to one of the girls with him in these pictures, hopefully the brunette in the middle (28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas) because the super tall blond is his 16-year-old daughter from his marriage... READ MORE