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The Winter Olympics in Sochi already suck. Independent of crappy Russian plumbing and the Muslim terrorists and the mass slaughter of canines, it’s the fucking Winter Olympics. It’s a series of sports made up by rich Swiss kids in... READ MORE

Now we’re talking. Hot Russian girls in their underwear. I want to buy some of that. I remember when Irina Shayk was still using her really complicated Russian name and trying to figure out why she wasn’t catching on.... READ MORE

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I’m only now figuring out that if I turn my Still Life of BBWs Bent Over at the Beach photo series into black and white, those unwieldy thigh folds that look like extra vaginas suddenly becomes art, not just... READ MORE

I can’t remember if you said you liked GIFs or you didn’t, because I really never asked, but if you don’t like seeing this Russian white sex slave animating around in the water then you don’t love life itself.... READ MORE

Irina Shayk is not a half bad looking woman. I tried to pick her as my physical therapy service provider under Obamacare but the site crashed halfway through my application. So I just looked at porn and figured I... READ MORE

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If you’re ever forced to go to some sucky upscale art exhibit party, you should be so lucky to have Irina Shayk arrive and show off her tits just because. Anywhere you don’t want to go could be made... READ MORE