Ivanka Trump Composes List Of Songs To Have Sex To

October 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

What’s the average time men last in the sack? I’m going to need a locker room survey because Jared Kushner is bragging about banging Ivanka Trump for a full 21 minutes and uploaded a sappy Spotify playlist as proof.

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Tom Brady And Ivanka Trump Were A Thing According To Anthony Scaramucci

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When your boss lets you go what’s the best way to get back at him without enough solid evidence to form a defamation lawsuit against yourself? Spread rumors about his daughter being a slut.

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Scarlett Johansson Calls Out Ivanka Trump

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson isn’t happy with Ivanka Trump. The actress spoke with Arianna Huffington at the Women in the World Summit in New York City where women and the beta males who serve them assembled to drink water out of mugs made from repurposed human waste. 

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Joss Whedon Doubles Down

January 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You could think of Hollywood director Joss Whedon as an outlier in the entertainment industry’s collective Le Roy cheerleaders twitching hysteria response to Hillary Clinton losing. But he’s not even close to the exception.

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This Guy Was Arrested For Allegedly Stalking Ivanka Trump… Again

March 14, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Of all the things to make a comeback in 2013, who would have guessed stalking celebrities would be so popular right now? But between the How I Met Your Mother girl and now Ivanka Trump, being a crazy-eyed psychopath is all the rage right now. That debonair gentleman above is John Eugene Enabnit, who was […]

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