Juno Gender Biased Table Read

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Director Jason Reitman is staging a live table read of Juno, a ten year old movie he directed which nobody has talked about in ten years. The table read will benefit Planned Parenthood. Can't we just donate twice as much... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Back to Rehab

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck finished a run in rehab while you weren't even paying attention. Pretty epic sleight of hand. Also, nobody notices where he goes. Occasionally, check the press wire to see how Batman's going. His press people show up... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner Slouching Into Single

November 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when a woman decides it’s time to get her ass up and off to the gym. It’s typically not long after her husband fucks the nanny. Jennifer Garner got the rep for mom jeans and loose... READ MORE

Ben Affleck And Nanny Disconnect

August 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is steadily denying he nailed his nanny while she appears to be milking the rumor for all it’s worth. Women love attention. Even if it’s in the form of dubious claims that you’re a home wrecker. People... READ MORE

Affleck’s Nanny Loving It (VIDEO)

August 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is letting everybody think she’s been fucking Ben Affleck during his split with his wife, let the world into her inner sanctum with an Instagram photo of herself being photographed by the paparazzi and a song... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Guilty By Association

August 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s entirely possible the rumors Ben Affleck was porking the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, are false. In fact there is zero credible evidence to back it up. Except that she’s a hot Armenian chick in her late 20’s. If that’s... READ MORE

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Cohabitate

July 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing amicably. They intend to remain great friends and even continue to live together to parent their three carefully named children. Which sounds an awful lot like being married, with the exception that all... READ MORE

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing

July 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s unclear if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing because he’s an alcoholic and gambling addict and his family owned slaves or because he’s a crappy husband.  Usually one leads to the other. Few relationships end over a lack... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner Resigns (VIDEO)

October 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres committed the ultimate social faux pas by asking Jennifer Garner if she was pregnant, the answer was no. Of course, this is all staged and producers before the show have walked Ellen and Jennifer through this mock... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Jelly Spine And Shit Around The Web

July 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Smith revealed that his bromance with vagina-chinned Ben Affleck ended because Jennifer Garner thinks Smith is a foul mouthed fat stoner piece of shit. It’s unclear if she had problems with parts of that or all of that.... READ MORE


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