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Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

October 15, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Hurting for Cash

October 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before rising on the stump to complain about your pay, maybe check to see if you took in $96 million in the past year. You’re inherently a horrible spokesperson for salary inequality arguments when you’re the top earning female... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With a Snake

February 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leading up to the Oscars, Vanity Fair and a couple other big budget magazines post provocative photos of A-list celebrities shot by foreign dudes with perms. It’s a reminder that in a single photo with a giant snake, some... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Boycotts The Internet

November 12, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence is adamant she will never join Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, is on the fence about Plenty Of Fish and will most likely invest in some carrier pigeons. Lawrence went out of her way to specify that she’s basically a... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Make Us All Sex Offenders

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get... READ MORE

Chris Martin Uncouples from Jennifer Lawrence And Shit Around The Web

October 27, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

It’s time to spin the roulette wheel of Chris Martin beards. I’m not suggesting that Chris Martin is gay, merely that a decade of having to beg Gwyneth Paltrow for a handshake and a compliment made him realize he... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Braless, Happy

October 14, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point the job of blond bombshell in Hollywood got a whole lot harder. Back in the day you giggled and showed off your tits at premieres and got snuck into the back door of the White House.... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend Is Gay Adjacent

October 9, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence offered up some heinous details of her relationship with Chris Martin in Vanity Fair, like how she mostly gets off on reality TV and farting these days: “Isn’t boring so much better than passion?… I would just rather... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Takes Off Her Top and Gets Super Angry

October 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence took off her top for Vanity Fair to discuss her outrage over her leaked naughty photos. She had Baretta’s cockatoo on her wrist to show her commitment to fighting crime. That or she was about to kill... READ MORE

No One Loves A Whore And Shit Around The Web

September 4, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

With all the hoopla over the celebrity nude photo leak, one has to wonder, why the fuck did nobody care the many times before celebrity photos and sex videos got shat out across the Internet? I’d say it’s because... READ MORE

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