If you don't know, ABC Sports does this pointless thing during college football games where they have a celebrity introduce the starting offense and defense. And this week for the Colorado game, the introductions were done by Eric Cartman... READ MORE

Jessica Alba says that she will never strip down and get naked for a movie, because her strict Catholic upbringing forbids it.  ABC News says: Alba believes it is important to abide by her strict religious beliefs, even if... READ MORE

Cash Warren has threatened to sue The National Enquirer if they run a story claiming he cheated on girlfriend Jessica Alba.  They say, just weeks after reuniting with Alba, Warren cheated on her with Russian model Vera Mishina. Mishina... READ MORE

A team of mathematicians at Cambridge have determined that Jessica Alba has the perfect body ratio and HOLY CHRIST this is the dumbest story imaginable.  Please someone fucking do something interesting.  The Telegraph UK says: The academics found that... READ MORE

Despite breaking up just about one month ago, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were seen arm in arm this morning in the Pacific Palisades.  Which I guess means they're maybe back together.  It would appear Cash didn't take my... READ MORE

Jessica Alba went shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills, presumably for a bra because she didn't have one.  Science needs to get off their ass and invent a time machine fast so I can go back to yesterday and dump... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is rather attractive, so it can only be good news now that she's single for the first time in more than two years.  Us Magazine says: After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split.... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was dropped last week by her agents at Endeavor, and word is she was let go because other clients were embarrassed to be associated with her.  Now OK! Magazine says that the client who finished Paris once... READ MORE

I don't know what the hell happened to the MTV Awards.  You used to be able to count on them to see hot chicks almost naked (or mostly naked, in the case of Rose McGowan).  Now the big stars... READ MORE

You know, from the right angle, Jessica Alba could be considered attractive. READ MORE