Jesus Christ Gets Hitched

August 19, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

38 year old Jessica Hayes from Fuck Yourself Indiana married Jesus Christ in a ridiculous spectacle called becoming a Consecrated Virgin. The 48 dudes she’d blown prior rolled their eyes from the Sonic drive thru. This raises more than a few question: Isn’t polygamy illegal and how could Jesus legally marry more than one idiot? If you […]

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