Joanna Krupa Seems Like a Good Wife

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hot American chicks look to marry pro athletes because they are at the top of the U.S. man trophy chart. Also, big black dudes are a great subconscious way to get back at dad. READ MORE

Joanna Krupa in A Bikini (VIDEO)

October 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Most problems in life can be solved simply by being beautiful and having stellar tits. Joanna Krupa's reputation suffered dearly with past accusations of hooking and having a pussy that smells like StarKist left out for the tabby. The... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Topless For Treats!

August 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In contrast to Hunter McGrady, Joanna Krupa starves herself to look amazing for those times she finds herself naked in private or public. Starvation isn't work. It's the absences of work. Don't shop, cook, or eat. No mess. No... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Topless And Shit Around The Web

July 14, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa denies any past as a paid escort. She also is legally denying that her snatch smells like day old hamachi. However she's not denying us a look at her bare breasts, so pinch your nose and take... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Topless in A Bikini

February 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa long ago shrugged off charges that she used to hook by marrying a shady foreign night club owner and showing off her tits. Way to move the hounds off your tracks. I don’t know if she’s still... READ MORE

Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

October 1, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Baptized in a Bikini

August 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa pilgrimed to the Jordan River in modern day Israel where private escorts of the bible were routinely baptized before wasting quickly thereafter from the various waterborne STDs. Krupa chose a neon bikini beneath her white shirt to... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Waits for Justice

February 10, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa’s defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville’s on air assertion that Krupa has a smelly vagina rages on. I believe Clooney’s wife is repping the offended snatch, so wait for the awkward moment when her husband is called as... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

January 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa’s vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation?... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Talks to the Animals

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Most of the time we catch animals, we kill them, gut them, and eat them. I feel like this isn’t conveyed strongly enough to the animals we maintain in zoos and parks. Maybe they’d stop bitching so much. At... READ MORE


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