VS models Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, and Lais Ribeiro bikini together. They're not lesbians, but they would be if we all pooled our money together for a show. READ MORE

Victoria's Secret didn't seem too terribly phased by Buzzfeed's un-Victoria's Secret Lingerie Fashion show. The least discussed facet of body shaming is how it's almost entirely weaponized by woman. READ MORE

Everyman should be able to experience the ups and downs of dating at least one wildly attractive model in their lifetime. A three month jaunt through erections and emotional hurricane. I didn't move your damn Menthols. Can we still... READ MORE

When a photographer releases two topless pictures of a Victoria's Secret model, he's basically telling the world, I have a shit ton more. One involves a goat. Another, Bill Clinton. Check my website for my PayPal info. Digital photography... READ MORE

According to some decidedly amateur research, this Victoria's Secret model is working more than any of her fellow thong servants. There are no straight men working in the lingerie empire which leads to a far less obvious reason for... READ MORE

Josephine Skirver is one of those incredibly hot women that you could never attain from your post behind the Men's Counter at Macy's. They live in a level of hotness that only the likes of a DiCaprio can fuck.... READ MORE

You can’t get soft core porn anymore in men’s magazines. Playboy’s featuring articles on how to make sandwiches using waffles as bread and muppets rapping. That’s not a joke. That’s their clickbait homepage today. There’s more bare skin in... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret introduced their workout line last year when their was a surplus of kindergarten aged seamstresses in Myanmar looking to bump up their hours. Economics is a cold science. Now they make their models perform increasingly more intensive... READ MORE

The people who don’t quite understand straight men at Victoria’s Secret dressed up their models for the saucy portion of the fashion show based on Googling, what do real men find sexy? It was cop, schoolgirl, and screeching female... READ MORE

Porntube’s least viewed FFF threesome briefly broke out at a VIP party in Cannes when Kendall Jenner kissed Hailey Baldwin as Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver pushed up Kendall Jenner’s tits. It’s France, where nothing’s gay, just French. This... READ MORE