Karlie Kloss Koding Kamps and Kristen Stewart Muffin Twisting on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #72

January 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I go into deep superficial detail on Lola Kirke's preppy white girls problems (hint: it's abortion), Karlie Kloss and her concentration coding camps for girls who will... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Loves to Kode

January 10, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Models who made their bones by holding hands with Taylor Swift through her breakups and dating Jared Kushner's less successful brother are being encouraged to back STEM (Science, Tech, Engineering, Math) projects for girls. Karlie Kloss launched a summer... READ MORE

They Don’t Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

November 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do... READ MORE

The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Brings The Cleavage And Shit Around The Web

September 9, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Karlie Kloss wants you to see all of her cleavage. She's now the third highest paid model in the world thanks to being pretend gay friends with Taylor Swift. It's a thankless job, with a sweet paycheck. READ MORE

What’s the Opposite of a Sausage Party? (Hint: Taylor Swift Loves Girls)

July 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift only had the most awesome Fourth of July party ever because it didn't include stupid boys. Boys will say anything to try to put their diddle sticks inside your special flowers. It's just heartbreak. Girl power to... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss In A Cut Out Dress And Shit Around The Web

March 10, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Karlie Kloss wore a dress that was only partially there to the Red Obsession Party. It basically is missing the left half of the torso except for a strategically placed piece of cloth over the boob. All hotties should... READ MORE

Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

November 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Going To College

August 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Karlie Kloss, who possibly stole her name from the back of a Vivid Video, is putting her modeling career on hold to attend NYU although she’s not clear what to major in or how to hold a pencil. Kloss... READ MORE

68th Annual Cannes Red Carpet

May 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cannes started again. Nobody can seem to stop it. Cannes is the annual film event in the South of France where European people you don’t know but are quite certain you would hate mix with Americans you know you... READ MORE


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