CJ Franco Has Got Some Skills

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the twenty-something chick director Len Wiseman took to shtupping during the splitting up period from his wife, Kate Beckinsale. He previously dumped his then wife to hook up with Beckinsale who he directed on Underworld when the... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Shimmies

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are certain signs that a woman won't be single for very long. Kate Beckinsale's second husband left her for a younger woman who looks a ton like her only without any botox or vaginoplasty yet. READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale In Granny Panties Is Better Than Your Granny In Kate Beckinsale’s Panties (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

September 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you look at women in Hollywood and think, how badly will I get arrested if I'm looking at topless photos of you from 23 years ago? That's a trick of the trade. They're older than you think. READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Was Body Shamed First

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale’s Husband’s Girlfriend Seems Young

November 21, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Director Len Wiseman has been seen club hopping with self-described actress CJ Franco on his arm. His wife Kate Beckinsale has been off promoting the next Underworld shit in some Eastern bloc nation where you roll your own smokes.... READ MORE

Nobody Wore Bras to the American Music Awards

November 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Hawking London Apartments

November 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After thirty years as a dormant power plant serving mainly the interest of down low buggering in London, the Battersea Power Station is being turned into a bunch of upscale condos and shops right along the Thames. The developers... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini

August 24, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why the camera guys snapping pictures of celebrities in Mexico can’t get clearer photos. I think it’s got something to do with the tropical climate. Or maybe bribing the right local officials to get in normal... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini

August 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t look at hot moms wearing bikinis without thinking about all the hot moms in my neighborhood when I was a kid who refused to reciprocate or even acknowledge the very real and masturbatory feelings I had for... READ MORE

its Jessica Biel at the ‘Total Recall’ premiere/senior prom

August 2, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

‘Total Recall’ had their big fancy Hollywood premiere last night, which doubled as a senior prom according to Jessica Biels dress. The theme was A Night to Remember, and all the tables had iridescent marbles in water as centerpieces.... READ MORE


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