It’s hard to look sexy in a snorkeling mask, and as it turns out even my beloved Kate Beckinsale is no exception.  Snorkel Mask Designer Guy, you’ve just made yourself a powerful new enemy. READ MORE

One time I thought of something more wonderful than Kate Beckinsale in a bikini, in this case over the weekend in Mexico, but it was a dream about Kate Beckinsale in a bikini.   I'm not sure if that counts... READ MORE

There’s new video today (see it here) of Kate Beckinsale walking down the street in Beverly Hills with her husband and her daughter and her daughters friend, when for some unknown reason Kate starts to pull down her top... READ MORE

You might think a story about a movie showing Kate Beckinsale naked in a shower would fill your heart and crotch with a joy that would never end.  But in reality it's about to end right now, at the... READ MORE

Hollywood funnyman Robin Williams would like to remind you that Kate Beckinsale has a vagina.  And it's in this general area here.  (hq)  READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman were taking a walk in LA yesterday when Kate decided she had had enough of the paparazzi and started yelling at them and flailing around with a Perrier bottle.  I know she's... READ MORE

I didn't think sexy Hollywood stars like Kate Beckinsale even knew about the existence of stores like Target.  I assumed Hermes would put some kind of explosive in their bags that would kill the owner they ever followed a... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale has been hospitalized for exhaustion after experiencing numbness in her left arm and leg.  Kate is currently in Memphis, Tennessee filming a movie called "Nothing But The Truth".  The Daily Mail says: Miss Beckinsale was said to... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale and her husband, "Die Hard 4" director Len Wiseman, went trick-or-treating with their daughter Lilly last night, and I'm not entirely sure what the deal is with staring at a camel toe six inches away from a... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale was stopped by airport security in LA, pulled to the side and frisked.  And I know what you're thinking Kate Beckinsale.  "Damn, they've thwarted my plan to hijack this plane!"  Oh that's right, you limey bitch.  You... READ MORE